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“My handwriting isn’t bad. I am just preparing to become a Doctor.”
“Shopping is an art. I am an artist. Respect Please.”
“If you can’t convince them, confuse them and run.”
“I don’t know why I keep a plastic bag at home full of plastic bags.”
“I really need a day between Saturday and Sunday.”
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“Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain’t so hot.”
“You must do what others don’t, to achieve what others won’t.”
“The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.”
Well I could agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.”
“Dear automatic flushing toilet. I appreciate the enthusiasm, but I wasn’t done yet.”
“I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.”
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“That awkward moment when the awkward moment gets even more awkward.”
“Dear God, there is a bug in your software. it’s called Monday, please fix it.”
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“In my house, I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision-maker.”
“Everybody wishes they could go to heaven but no one wants to die.”
“You’re beautiful until your Photoshop 30 day trial has gone.”
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“I’m really good at stuff until people watch me do that stuff.”
“Why is it so easy to fall asleep in class than in bed?” { Funny Status And Images }
“I love my six packs so much; I protect it with a layer of fat.”
“Whatever you do always give 100 %. Unless you are donating blood.”
“Today morning when I was driving my Lambo, the alarm woke me up.”
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“I will marry a girl who looks pretty in aadhaar card.”
“If you love someone set them free. If they come back, set them on fire.”
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I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.
Hey there Whatsapp is using me. { Funny Status And Images }
Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. Boys use photoshop to show their creativity.
You can never buy Love… But still you have to pay for it…
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Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?
I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!
Always wear cute pajamas to bed you’ll never know who you will meet in your dreams.
Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.
Friends are forever, until they get in a relationship 
It may look like I’m deep in thought, but 99% of the time I’m just thinking about what food to eat later.
When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.
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We are WTF generation …. WhatsApp, Twitter and Facebook 
Having a best friend with the same mental disorder is a blessing. LOL
This is the beginning of the sentence you just finished reading.
WoW now I’m a graduate… Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains.
Me and my wife lived happily for 25 years and then we met…
Good Morning, let the stress begin… { Funny Status And Images }
Don’t settle for good. Demand Great!
Hakuna Matata – The great motto to live life!
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Price is what you pay. Value is what you get.
Eat – Sleep – Regret – Repeat.
Sometimes i just wish i’ could fast forward the time to see if in the end it’s all worth it.
People are like music some say the truth and rest, just noise.
We are all part of the ultimate statistic – ten out of ten die.
It’s not how tragically we suffer but how miraculously we live.
Love is that state of mind when a karan johar film becomes bearable.
Dream as if you’ll live forever… Live as if tomorrow is last one.
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Always remember you are UNIQUE – Just like everybody else.
You don’t have to like me… I am not a facebook status. { Funny Status And Images }
The only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude.
Don’t be too optimistic. The light at the end of the tunnel may be another train.
At last got to know how to loose weight in 10 days: Just turn your head right then left and repeat whenever offered any food 
Life is too short. Don’t waste it removing pen drive safely.
Whatsapp status is loading… { Funny Status And Images }
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Think about it ..every time we look back at ourselves five years ago we think we were an idiot.
Happiness is when ‘Last seen at’ changes to ‘Online’ and then to ‘Typing…’
I was not busy to be online… I had just gave up on my life when I picked up this girls phone and saw my contact name as ‘Free Recharge’
I’am looking for a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
Math Rule: If it seems easy, you’re doing it wrong.
They say we learn from our mistakes. So, I’m making as many as possible! Soon I will be a genius :-B
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Waiting for Wi-Fi Network…
Sleep till you’re hungry… Eat till you’re sleepy.
There are 3 types of people in the world- vegetarian, non-vegetarian and Tuesday / Saturday
Coins always make sound but the currency notes are always silent! that’s why I’m always calm and silent…
One day, I’m gonna make the onions cry.
Second chances are for losers, either we do it in first place or live it for others.
Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.
We live in a society were pizza gets to your house before police.
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One wise guy invented mobile application Whatsapp and his wife added last seen feature…
Don’t be happy.I don’t Really forgive people,I just pretend like it’s ok and wait for my turn to destroy them.
Jealousy = I actually care about you.
Once a cheater always a repeater…
FACT: Every piece of plastic ever made still exists. Say no to Plastic.
I wanna be nice but some people are so annoying.
I’m soo poor… I can’t even pay attention
I hate people who steal my ideas before I think of them…
It’s cute when your crush’s crush is uuh 
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People say you cant live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.
if your dog barks and enemies laugh take it serious. { Funny Status And Images }
Vegetarians, if you want animals to live, why do you eat their food.
I will marry the girl, who look pretty in her Adhaar card.
Team work is important; it helps to put the blame on someone else.
After marriage, the other man’s wife looks more beautiful.
Act crazy, don’t regret, do things you would never ever do because life is short so live it up!
I will kill you with my awesomeness… { Funny Status And Images }
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.
The best way to lie is to tell the truth, carefully edited truth.
I shouldn’t have to earn you time or attention, you should want to give it!
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